![scottlava:
“Have you ever wondered why, why the crime rate in Sandford is so low, yet the accident rate is so high? ”
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![yourlittleampersand:
Dealbreaker.
Why do people assume that the band name on your shirt is your own band? Why would someone wear their own band’s shirt?
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Remember The FP, that upcoming flick wherein two rival gangs from a crumbling shithole civilization do battle with an ersatzDance Dance Revolution? Well, here are the opening 12 minutes — behold a magnificently stupid premise set 100% stone-faced in a bleak footloose future.
Consider lines like “Four score and a couple years ago, Ma and Pa fought for some serious shit!” a litmus test if you’ll be able to stomach the whole thing. The FP is out March 16. Here’s the synopsis:
In a dystopian future, a relentless turf war rages. Two rival gangs feud for control of rural wasteland Frazier Park (‘The FP’) in the deadly arena of competitive dance-fight video game “Beat-Beat Revelation.” After hometown hero BTRO is slain on the dance platform by thug leader L Dubba E, his protégé younger brother JTRO (Jason Trost) goes into isolation, vowing never to duel again. One year later, The FP is in ruins, and JTRO must find the courage to return and restore order in a ruthless battle for revenge that can only leave one man dancing.
http://io9.com/5890004/watch-12-completely-absurd-minutes-of-the-fp-the-dystopian-dance-dance-revolution-movie
